You Are Not Ready For The People Of Walmart 2018

By Missy aka Tizzy in Bizarre On 27th March 2018
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Viking Warrior Princess

These two have a lot going on. Not only are they Vikings, but they also seem to be ladies in disguise. We do have to say that the guy in the green dress has some great legs.

Gone Fishing

People can buy all of their needs in one store. It seems this guy wanted to test out his fishing pole before making a purchase. The only thing he is missing is a cooler and a beer, which Walmart also sells.

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Bag Man

It is hard to tell what is going on here. Is that guy wearing a fur coat? How many purses does one man need? And, is that guy in the background pregnant? I have so many questions, and I need answers.

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Super Cashier

Superheroes can be found anywhere, even in Walmart. I wonder what his superpower is. Perhaps he can scan items in the blink of an eye. Maybe he finds savings with a snap of his finger. The world may never know.

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That is a man

This guy has legs for days and perky breasts most women would die for. I am guessing that he is not trying to hide the fact that he is a man since his leggings are telling us all we need to know.

You forgot something

It baffles me that people really do not care how they look when they go to Walmart. All we can do is hope that is a bathing suit and not her underwear. Either way, it is not a surprise to find someone like this in Wally World. It seems to fit to their dress code.

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Taking care of the baby

We have all heard stories about people who take care of those silicone babies as if they were real, but this guy needs CPS called on him. Why is such a small "child" sitting in a cart without a car seat?

Not a two-seater

Someone needs to tell these two that this buggy is only meant for one person to ride. I don't want to judge, but I am pretty sure that the one on the back could walk her lazy self around the store instead of riding on mama's back. I am sure these things have a weight limit, and these two are clearly exceeding it.

Tye-dick?

We have to wonder if she knows that she has a big ol' dick on the back of her shirt. I mean, she has to know, right? Now, I want to know what the front of her shirt looks like.

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Naptime

This guy is like a cat. He can fall asleep anywhere. We wonder if he is homeless or an overworked and underpaid employee who could care less where he is caught sleeping. Either way, we need to know more.

Bad Hair Day

This guy needs a trip to the vision center to get a good look at his haircut. We wonder if he just has bad hair genes or if someone skipped his head with the clipper and he just hasn't seen it yet.

Strippers are in aisle 1

We all know that Walmart is pretty much a one-stop shop, but someone hasn't let this chick know that they do not sell stripper poles. We also see her eyeing those bananas. She must be working on a new routine.

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The Devil Wears Walmart

You can find all kinds of creatures lurking around Walmart and not just on Halloween. We see he is riding in this buggy. His feet must be killing him in those heels. That look he is giving the person taking the photo is scary. I would tuck tail and run.

Freaky Deaky

Is there a stripper convention in town? Did the person who snapped this picture understand that the tail she is wearing is likely an anal plug? How do they even let people in the store looking like this? I would hate to have to explain this to my child looking on at this sight.

Pimpin' Ain't Easy

What is that coat made out of? Rat? It looks like it has been in the back of a leaky trunk for a few years and he just sprayed some Febreeze on it and went shopping. Gross.