You Will Not Believe Some Of These Signs Are Even Real

Posted by Missy aka Tizzy in Funny On 4th June 2018

Have you ever seen a sign on a business that was totally inappropriate? Maybe you have seen one that was so funny that you just had to stop and take a picture. We scoured the web for signs just like those. These signs are so bad that you cannot help but to laugh.



When you see someone drowning, laugh out loud first, enjoy some bacon, then you dial 911. We are not too sure you will be able to save someone like this, but whatever.


Fish & Chips

Huh? Is anyone else totally confused after reading this sign? We are not so sure that this is a good deal. What do you think?


Historical Marker

Now, this is something that deserves to be in all history books. It is not often that a man wins an argument with a woman. It definitely also deserves to be turned into a national holiday.

27 Drinks

While one side of us says that this sign is totally irresponsible for the bar to post, but the fun side makes us want to accept the challenge. We wonder if anyone made it to their free drink and lived to tell the tale.


Domino's Pizza

We are totally surprised that Domino's Pizza is even still in business. It must be because of shady tactics like this one displayed here. That is one way to bring in business, though.


We are kind of bummed that none of our clothes have funny tags in them like this one. Does anyone know what brand of clothing has these kinds of tags? It is definitely good advice. Keep your shirt on, dude.


No Burritos

Someone must have tried to rob one of the drivers of their burritos before in order for them to have to make a sign like this. But, it does beg the question what do they carry if not burritos?


The Irish Pub

This Irish pub sure knows how to bring the customers in, especially the ones with bad eyesight. It makes us wonder if the girls are even worth looking at if they target their advertising like this.

24 Hour Surveillance

It is a crying shame when businesses have to post signs or even add surveillance cameras because one person is causing issues. Maybe they should consider allowing non-customers to use their restrooms, so the guy does not have to poop outside...just food for thought.


For Sale

There are just some things that a person should never buy used. A once-used parachute that never opened is one of those things. Like, does it come with the blood of the guy who failed to open it as well? I think we will definitely pass on this deal.