'Celebrities' Who Don't Deserve To Be Famous

#1 Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton was early to the game with regard to catty blogging and doodling on pics of celebrities with Microsoft Paint, so he demonstrated that anyone with a keyboard and an ISP can become a household name. He parlayed his gossip on the superstars into a huge empire, that gossips on the rich and famous. He was once the most hated man in Hollywood for his disrespectful comments on social media (we're talking about when it first became popular) but changed his ways to do straight forward tidbits and gossiping on his own website. He is often called upon as an 'expert' on everything celebrity as a guest on daily talk shows.

#2 Snooki

She is now writing children's books, which makes sense because her IQ is similar to a child's. She's famous for being the loudest and most obnoxious "star" of MTV's Jersey Shore, and that was a feat in itself. Then she had a baby and lost weight. And we should care... why?

#3 Kate Gosselin

Here is a woman famous for a bad reality show called Jon and Kate Plus 8 and for a hairdo that looked like something furry crawled on her head and died. Her hair has since grown out (with the help of extensions), she and Jon are divorced, and the show is kaput. Of course, she wrote a book and did a press tour,and she is still called in to guest host on talk shows and other reality programs, and even tried to do her own show. Enough already. Stay home and watch all your kids!

#4 Kim Kardashian

She has a whole gaggle of wannabe celebrity family members riding on her coat tails. So, she's famous for making a sex tape, being a sometimes/sort-of friend of Paris Hilton, marrying Kanye West and having a butt the size of a small planet. For some reason, people won't turn off The Kardashians. She's sexy, but really people?

#5 Farrah Abraham

She became famous for MTV's Teen Mom (so many of these pseudo-celebs are MTV's fault). Now she does whatever she can to stay in the spotlight, including posting disfigured pictures of herself after a botched lip-plumping job and posing nude anywhere they will allow her pictures to be posted. Isn't it time she stayed home and raised her child. Why are we celebrating a teen who had a child out of wedlock and acted like a slut?

#6 Alana "Honey Boo Boo" Thompson

Honey Boo Boo was taken advantage of by her parents and those adults who were in charge of her fleeting fame. She somehow had her own exploitative reality show on TLC about being a child beauty pageant contestant, but it was really just an excuse to point cameras at her unfortunate family and snicker. When Mama June started dating a convicted child molester, TLC found some moral standards and pulled the plug on the whole mess. The money train was over for the Thompsons.

#7 Kevin Federline

Not much can be said for the reason behind his fame. The extremely fertile Federline is famous for getting women pregnant, including Britney Spears. That relationship ended years ago, but Federline still pops up on reality shows like Australia's Excess Baggage. He is best known for nothing.

#8 Tila Tequila

Really? If your claim to fame is that you're "the most famous person on MySpace," that tells you all you need to know about how relevant you are in 2016. Still, Tequila appears on reality shows, wrote a book, leaked a sex tape and continues to do anything to stay in the limelight. Her body may be the answer, but who knows for certain. And yes, we did say 'leaked' a sex tape. We still wonder how all of these leaks happen.

#9 Jessica Simpson

She never made the kind of splash in the pop world like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera did, but she parlayed her confusion about "chicken of the sea" on her reality show into inexplicable fame and a clothing line. Admittedly, she does have a decent singing voice but her decision to do 3 reality shows and stop recording has put her over the limit on her fifteen minutes of fame. At one point she tried to get her little sister in the mix, but she flopped as well after lip-synching songs on SNL.

#10 Janice Dickenson

Her recent fame came as one of the so-called 'victims' of Bill Cosby, but she's the self-proclaimed "world's first supermodel" and made acerbic comments as a judge on American's Top Model. We have a feeling she'll keep finding ways to stay in front of the camera. Her reality series The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency failed after she proved to be a drunk who was obsessed with plastic surgery and could not make it to work.

#11 Paris Hilton

The hotel heiress turned sex-tape "victim" turned reality star turned DJ is pretty much everything that is wrong with pop culture. Her series 'The Simple Life' was a disaster, and she is now trying to sell her perfume. All this only proves that sex will get you everywhere. One night in Paris? Yes, she has been hooked up with every falling male celeb in tinsel town.

#12 Amber Rose

This chick is one who should have never even been give 15 minutes of fame. The video model and dancer pretty much only became famous because she dated Kanye West... and has an ample booty. Since then, she makes headlines from tweets she sends to Kim Kardashian, but is this news, and who cares?

#13 Bristol Palin

Sarah Palin's daughter is famous for not really understanding how contraception works, especially during a time when her mother is out trumpeting old-fashioned values. That lead her to a gig on talk shows and Dancing With The Stars. Why is she a 'star'??

#14 Kris Jenner

Her daughter (Kim... so far) made a sex tape, she parlayed that into a hit reality show, and her husband transformed into Caitlyn Jenner, who now has her own show. We're missing the part about what makes Kris a star. She was married to the attorney who worked with OJ Simpson in his infamous trial, but why does that make her a celebrity? And further, why are people still watching this horrific family?

#15 Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkins

This opinionated interviewee during what should have been a routine news report uttered the phrase "ain't nobody got time for that," and it became a national catchphrase. She appeared on the show Cheaters and found some commercials work, but how far can one punchline go?

#16 Michael Lohan

Yes, he is Lindsay Lohan's father. So we need to know about who he is dating and if he is currently talking to his daughter or not? His time in the spotlight should never even have happened. The man's a jerk who couldn't control his daughter.. or controlled her too much according to her.

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