'Gone In 60 Seconds': Men On The Internet Are Asked To Use A Movie Title To Describe Their Private Parts With Hilarious Results

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A Reddit thread, which was submitted to the site, asked: ‘Men of Reddit, what movie title would describe your penis?'Male movie fans rushed to give their answers

Men have creatively been borrowing the names of films to talk about their genitals in an inspired Reddit thread.

The subject captured imaginations after a question was submitted, asking: ‘Men of Reddit, what movie title would describe your penis?'

Soon hundreds were chipping in with their amusing responses, with - we suspect - many prone to over-exaggeration.

However, not everyone used the site to brag with other Reddit users more modest and self-deprecating.

The most popular answer on the site was Godzilla, a giant monster of Japanese folklore.

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Some users were willing to poke fun at themselves and the state of their sex lives, citing Home Alone, the 1990 Christmas comedy film starring Macaulay Culkin, above

It first appeared in Ishirō Honda's 1954 film and was actually conceived as a metaphor for the nuclear weapons after the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in August 1945.

One Reddit user elaborated on his answer, writing: 'It's a much bigger deal in Japan than it is here. And also during its last adventure it ended up having less than 10 minutes of action, to the disappointment of a few fans.'

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Other's were willing to poke fun at the state of their sex lives, citing Home Alone, the 1990 Christmas comedy starring Macaulay Culkin, and As Good as It Gets, the 1997 room-com starring Jack Nicholson.

A Series Of Unfortunate Events, the film inspired by the children's books by Lemony Snicket, was another amusing choice. Probably this user was less than a hundred percent proud of his sexual history.

Another Reddit user who hoped to show off referenced Titanic, the James Cameron blockbuster starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio.

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One confident user cited Titanic, referring to the James Cameron blockbuster starring Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio (pictured). However, another joked: ‘Fails on its maiden voyage?'

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However, he was shot down when another questioned: ‘Fails on its maiden voyage? ÂÂ’ Still the original commenter took it in his stride, replying: ‘ThatÂÂ’s exactly what happenedÂÂ’.

Cshock84 wrote: 'There are so many to choose from! Predator, The Thing, Free Willy, and Die Hard are all excellent choices! It's just a shame that a movie called 'Disappointingly Average' doesn't exist. Iarekb made a joke about his own longevity, offering up 'Gone in 60 Seconds'. Ecuador said: 'Batman vs. Superman: Such a big buildup, and then it ends up being weird, confusing, awkward and just plain disappointing.'

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Tear-jerking crime drama The Green Mile starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan, above, was one suggestion from a user called BFXer. Perhaps he ought to consider a trip to the doctor

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Nicker smugly suggested his penis be named after the 2004 adventure film National Treasure, starring Nicolas Cage (pictured above, alongside Jason Bartha and Diane Kruger)

Continuing the superhero theme and referring to Marvel Comics latest offering, Rg90184 wrote: 'Fantastic. You knew it would be disappointing, and you were right.' Classic tearjerker crime drama The Green Mile, starring Tom Hanks and Michael Clarke Duncan, was one suggestion from a user called BFXer. Perhaps he ought to think about heading to the doctors. Still, most of the submissions used the opportunity to be complimentary about their appendage. Nicker smugly suggested his penis be named after 2004 adventure film National Treasure, starring Nicolas Cage.

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Fantasy fan Re_MINDR suggested two Tolkein-inspired choices. His second suggestion was The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the first in a trilogy of films created by Peter Jackson, about a being of below average size who is sent to recover treasure from a dragon's keep (pictured actor Martin Freeman as Bilbo Baggins)

What Women Want, a film in which Mel Gibson can read the mind of Helen Hunt, was suggested by MrNysa. Meanwhile, another Gibson film, Lethal Weapon, was submitted - which sees the actor play Martin Riggs, a reckless and suicidal Los Angeles police detective who uncovers a massive drug-trafficking ring. Fantasy fan Re_MINDR suggested two Tolkein-inspired choices. Firstly, he wrote: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, perhaps because that film was very long.

His second suggestion was the classic story, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, the first in a trilogy of films created by Peter Jackson, about a being of below average size who is sent to recover treasure from a dragon's keep.

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