'Hilarious' Winter Problems People From The South Might Not Understand
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 14th January 2017
I know that summers in the southern U.S. can be a true pain in the butt, whether it's the Florida humidity or the Arizona dry desert heat.
But I would lovingly take your blistering summers and raise you a sub-zero wasteland of man vs. nature.
Yes, we people up here in the North have our own set of problems each winter when we battle Mother Nature to the bitter (cold) end.
Let's just laugh about it.
1. Not being able to find your own house.
2. Having to wear a snowsuit under your Halloween costume.
3. Unless you want to freeze your ears off (literally), you wear a hat...which means everyday hat head.
4. Nothing wet must touch anything metal. Ever.
5. This is an iced coffee.
6. Searching for your car like...
7. Me going to get the mail mid-December.
8. The driving. The driving.
9. We have to budget for our monthly supplies of rock salt.
10. Shaking our heads at southerners buying all the bread and milk.
11. If you don't ski or snowboard, get out!
12. Warm days for us are freezing days for you.
13. Making fun of southerners reactions to smalls amounts of snow is a regional past time.
14. Snow blowing on the roof is a thing.
15. While you guys are enjoying your warm spring beginning this is us.
Are those hot summers looking so bad now? I'm booking my plane tickets to come your way!
