The golden rule of online dating: If you're attracted to someone, try a witty joke as an icebreaker or just beg them to look at a picture of your dick, either's fine.
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#1 Wow, a stranger who loves cooking! I hope they send me a photo of quiche and- oh. God. Not again!
#2 And the same guy tops off his exhibitionism with quite possibly the creepiest fetish ever.
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#3 This laconic cock salesman is in disbelief.
#4 Would I like to see 9 inches of what, sir
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#5 So hot when a guy says, "pleeaasseee."
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#6 At least he's committed to showing her his dick in real-time.
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#7 It ain't just women who are given the offer they can't refuse.
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#8 This charmer is just as smooth.
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#9 This douche majored in Dick-Pic Philosophy. (Click to the right to see more of his idiocy)
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#10 Good news gals! You can be harassed for nudes by anyone, from anywhere in the world!
