10 Ironically Named Criminals And Crimes.. Mr Fudge Stole What??

#1 Sometimes Even Crime Is Ironic

Like Alanis Morissette said, "It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid." Except it's more like getting caught for selling drugs with the last name Cocaine.

And yep, that actually happened. Catching the bad guy is fun, but it's even better when irony meets crime fighting and the results are just too good not to share.

#2 That Time When A Bus Driver Was DDI On Whiskey Bottom Road

The drunk woman who crashed her school bus on Whiskey Bottom Road. On April 30, 2015, Stacey Jean McKinney was driving a bus full of children from Forest Ridge Elementary School in Howard County, Maryland when an accident occurred

#3 That Time When A Guy Named Noody Was Spotted Living Up To His Name

The man named Noody who was arrested for public indecency. In March 2010, troopers said that they received a public lewdness complaint at Pine Valley Elementary School. Investigators said the 33-year-old bus driver was observed exposing himself and acting in a lewd manner on school property. Noody was the only one on the bus at the time.

#4 That Time Superman Was Caught Driving Faster Than A Speeding Train

The man named Christopher Reeves who was arrested in a Superman t-shirt. On March 25, 2014, a police deputy spotted Layton, Utah resident Christopher Jaye Reeves speeding and weaving through traffic on northbound I-15 at around 3:00 a.m. He was going at speeds of over 80 mph.

#5 That Time A Woman Named Crispi Used Bacon To Burn Down The House

What did a woman named Cameo Crispi use to set fire to her ex-boyfriend's home? A pound of crispy bacon, of course. And though we love bacon, it was definitely still a crime. The 31-year-old was arrested on March 14 and charged with arson, burglary, assault by a prisoner, interfering with an arresting officer, electronic communication harassment and intoxication after her wasteful stunt. Oh, and burning perfectly good bacon to a crisp.

#6 That Time When A Guy Named Wank Tried To Pull A Fast One At A Truck Stop

The man named Wank who was arrested for public lewdness. On September 20, 2014, troopers arrested Calvin P. Wank of Deposit, NY on a public lewdness misdemeanor at a Love's Truck Stop in Kirkwood, NY. An investigation determined that several truck drivers had observed and reported him committing several lewd acts while in the parking lot and field next to the truck stop.

#7 That Time When Police Arrested And Seized Pot Plants From A Guy Named Stoner

The marijuana grower named STONER. In August 2014, a Virginia man was arrested for manufacturing marijuana. Now, normally this wouldn't be the biggest news in the world but it's the manufacturer's name that grabbed the headlines. His name? Paul Stoner.

#8 That Time McGruff The Crime Fighting Dog Was Arrested

In February, John R. Morales, the former McGruff the Crime Dog actor, was sentenced to 16 years in prison three years after police seized 1,000 marijuana plants, 27 weapons including a grenade launcher, and 9,000 rounds of ammunition from his home. Talk about "taking a bite out of crime."

#9 That Time Crystal Meth Was Arrested For Firing Missles

The woman named Crystal METHany who was arrested for shooting missiles in Florida. On May 5, 2015, a Florida woman by the name of Crystal Metheny was arrested for shooting a missile into a vehicle. I kid you not. The woman has Crystal Meth in her name. Sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction!

#10 That Time That Guy With A Sweet Name Stole All The Sweets

The man named Fudge that stole over $500 of goodies from an ice cream shop. The former Stone Cold Creamery employee returned to his old place of employment on September 11 and 12, 2013 to steal all kinds of goodies including ice cream, cakes and cash totaling $500. Perhaps Fudge got brain freeze from a cold drink and forgot about the security cams in the place. He was charged with third-degree burglary and an aggravated misdemeanor count of third-degree theft.

#11 That Time A Guy Named Cocaine Got Arrested For Drugs

The man whose actual last name of Cocaine was busted for guess what? A 34-year-old Fort Lauderdale man, arrested for possession of cocaine, caused County Judge John "Jay" Hurley to do a double-take when he heard the suspect's name, Edward Cocaine, in bond court.


#12 That Time A Guy Was Higher Than A Kite In A Police Chase On Bong Brisge

The driver arrested for marijuana possession on the Bong Bridge. On December 13, 2014, a 51-year-old man from Duluth, Minnesota was arrested in Superior after a brief motor vehicle chase that began on Bong Bridge. When a trooper tried to pull him over for speeding, he lost control of the vehicle and drove over a median. In addition to the pending charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, failing to yield to an emergency vehicle, speeding and operating a vehicle without insurance, the man had a little something else in the car. Yep, you guessed it, marijuana. You can add a charge of possession of marijuana to the list.

#13 That Time Breaking Bad Was Real

Right after AMC's hit show Breaking Bad ended its reign, we learned of a Montana guy named Walter White (just like the beloved protagonist) whoget thiswas arrested for distributing meth. Too. Good. To. Be. True.

#14 That Time A Drunk Man Wore A Drunk T-Shirt

And his crime? Driving under the influence, of course. Ross McMakin, 21, was arrested in Oregon in early April after he allegedly drove his car into a sidewalk, hit a parked car and attempted to strangle his girlfriend when she tried to take the keys from him. All while wearing a shirt donning the words "Drunk As Shit." Because.drunk.