They say that we live in the free world, but we aren’t really free are we? We need to get a job, we need to follow the rules of society, and we need to abide by a set of vague moral codes. Getting a job has to be one of the most soul-crushing things for a human being. A recent UN poll revealed that 90% of the people in the world were unhappy with their jobs, and that is not surprising at all. There are just so many boring jobs around, that a majority of the people were bound to draw the short end of this stick. Luckily, at least a few people have funny job titles, just to make things a little better. Here is a list of 10 of the funniest job titles around.
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#1 Man Of Leisure
So, John. What do you do for a living? Oh, you're a man of leisure are you? What exactly does that involve?
#2 Master Of Erections
You do not want to be around Daniel when he is in a happy mood!
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#3 Dog Lover
Being a dog lover must be the most satisfying job in the world. The only thing is that you get paid in the form of dry humps to your leg.
#4 Freelance Sperm Donor
You don't want to be a full-time sperm donor. All the money lies in the freelance market in this field.
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#5 Ass. Manager
Sure, this is a short form, but Ashley the ass manager just has a nice ring to it doesn't it? Plus if you are working at a Ben and Jerry's, you are bound to be managing some asses all day.
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#6 Director Of Power
What do you call yourself when Director just doesn't cut it? That's right, Director of Power. Either that or he's managing one of Mike Myers' characters!
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#7 Digital Prophet
The reason this digital prophet has such a crazy hair style is because he insists on sticking his tongue into a plug socket in order to see the future.
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#8 Nipple Tattoo Artist
It is all about being a specialist in this market, isn't it? Why become a tattoo artist when you can focus solely on nipples?
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#9 Professional Snuggler
I wish they put Lonnie's number up as well! I could sure use a hug and snuggle.
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#10 Rimjob Inventor
A lot of people have to thank Vance for his out-of-the-box thinking. Most sex lives would be damn boring without his priceless contribution.
