1. YOU’RE UGLY AF
You're assuming we're petty but in reality who can you blame for your ugliness? Your parents.
2. YOU DON’T SUCK THE D
Not much is expected from you because you more than likely have your shit together but if you don't suck the D its out the door honey.
3. YOU ASK FOR WAY TOO MUCH
Always asking for shit gets annoying examples: "give me your netflix password" "what's your facebook password" "let me have some of your fries" "give me your soul"
4. YOU’RE A HOE
If the word around the street is you're a hoe you won't be taken serious move to another city.
5. WE DON’T LOVE THESE HOES
Yup, it is what it is.
6. YOU’RE FACEBOOK & INSTAGRAM PICS DON’T GET ENOUGH LIKES
It's a proven fact and scientist have studied it if you don't get enough facebook likes you're probably not worth the time.
7. YOU HAVE TOO MANY KIDS & TOO MANY BABY DADDIES
This one explains itself but if some how we date and your son gets outta line i'm whooping his ass.
8. YOU’RE BASIC AF
You have no talent, you wear too much makeup and listen to Chief Keef.. Shits unattractive
9. YOU STILL HAVE A PINK RAZR FLIP PHONE
Flip phone ain't in no mo! Razr owners are proven thots.
10. YOU’RE READING THIS ARTICLE….
If you're reading this article you're single af because you just read all 10 reasons.
