Everybody gets off in one way or another. You might not want to admit it but everybody knows it's true. Often people find themselves single with no one to relieve their urges with so they turn to the only person they can depend on, themselves. There isn't any better way to relieve stress. These people on Tumblr totally have the right idea.
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Let's start off with something absolutely true.
Who else can love you better than yourself? There isn't anyone. aangnog hit the nail on the head here.
It happens all the time.
Do you ever find yourself alone and bored trying to figure out a way to pass the time when suddenly your hand just starts moving? Fellas, it's okay to stroke that pole. Ladies, it's fine to flick that bean.
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Sometimes your desires are tied to your sexual needs.
You really want a relationship right? Are you absolutely positive? Okay, go pleasure yourself then get back to me. See, that's what I thought.
It's fine to do it just because.
It's a natural thing so you don't have to go around making excuses for it. That being said, using the preemptive excuse is also acceptable.
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Celebs are human too.
I'm not sure why this would make someone lose sleep but I am certain that there are times when your favorite celeb is all alone and doesn't feel like going out of their way to get their itch scratched so they handle it on their own. They are just as human as you and me.
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Is this a dream job or what?
rhydonmyhardon is absolutely right. Emma the sex toy tester will probably never find a man that can satisfy her the way those toys she test can. He might as well be trying to climb Mt. Everest with no gear.
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It's a cure-all solution to your problems.
Getting that sweet release can immediately make you feel better no matter whats going on in your life. The next time life is giving you shit, rub one out and let it slide.
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Okay, so not a Tumblr post but still funny.
If getting off on my own is Satans typewriter then that motherfucker has probably written about 40 novels by now. Just call me Mr. No Days Off!
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Do you like playing the crying game?
Gratrunka is one of those words that just shocks you when you find out the meaning behind it. But why cry while fapping? Are you sad that you're alone? Suck it up buttercup. You're ruining your most sacred private moment.
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I will leave you with this story.
The Lion King saves lives! Okay not really, but in this case, it totally saved this guy from a super embarrassing moment.