Names matter. That's the easiest way to say it. The name you give your child when they are born can sometimes shape how they grow up. If they have a pretty normal name they don't have much to worry about but if you give your child a bizarre name, chances are they will have it pretty rough. It's no surprise that these people are criminals considering their names.
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#1 Oh bother.
Well, it looks like our favorite stuffed bear's owner has grown up and turned to a life of crime. Not just any crime, but murder. One of the worst crimes you can commit. Oh, bother indeed Pooh. Oh, bother indeed.
#2 A case of breaking bad.
With a name like Crystal Metheny, you know from the start what you are getting. She's been arrested dozens of times for drug possession but her biggest crime was shooting a missile into an occupied vehicle. WTF dude! Where the hell did she get a missile from?
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#3 What a moron.
No, this guy is really a moron. He was arrested for stalking and kidnapping but he somehow managed to escape. I can't find any more information on him so I don't know if they finally caught him. If not, be on the lookout for a moron.
#4 Put a little love in your heart.
You would think that with a name like that, this guy would try to lay low but nope. This asshole decided to take advantage of a minor sexually and ended up in jail for it. Once he got out he was right back in for failing to report he had moved.
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#5 Sounds like something Bill Cosby would say in a pudding commercial.
This guy right here is a real winner. First, he changed his name to this strange crap then he turned around and got arrested for pot possession. Brilliant.
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#6 This name is too fitting.
This guy is a real creeper. He was arrested for trying to buy little kids online. Who the hell does something like that? This guy that's who.
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#7 He really likes to show off.
Yet another super ironic name. You just can't make this stuff up. He got arrested for exposing himself on school property. He really like's his nudity it seems.
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#8 Look at the head on this guy.
The left side is Davis and he's crazy. The right side is David and he's all about his business. You would think he was TwoFace from Batman.
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#9 Where is Mickey when his buddy needs him?
This poorly named fellow has been arrested multiple times for drugs and DUI's. I doubt Disney will be bailing him out anytime soon.
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#10 Don't be a dick man.
Okay, that pun was pretty bad but you know you chuckled. Anyway, wow what a name. How do you have a name like that and then think it's cool to expose yourself like that? You have to know you're about to become famous as hell.
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#11 Who the hell names their kid this?
This guys name sounds like the kind of name a bunch of 5th graders would come up with for a prank call but it's actually a real name. No wonder he became a violent alcoholic. Way to set your kid up for failure.
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#12 Well what else is she supposed to do?
With a name like hers, it's pretty ironic that she would be arrested for trafficking meth. Her name is just too close to crystal meth.
