Don't get too excited, they're not those kind of strange things dirt for brains. I kid but we're talking about all the weird habits, tendencies, and downright addictions we all have that just so happen to involve being in bed. Honestly, there are so many that we all share, it's insane.
Let's just check them out and see how many everyone has in common...
We've all been here. You know if your arms are exposed you're a target, if a foot's sticking out it's asking to get grabbed, etc., etc. You gotta be careful, ya know?
Yep, this happens.
But the point is here, you still sleep in it. In fact, you get kinda used to it and find it pretty comfy. Ahh freedom.
More than most of the things on this list, more of us have done this than haven't. This is some universal stuff.
...and then it's just the empty bag of sour cream and onion chips you finished last night by yourself. Woo no pride but no shame either.
Yes, when you're that tired any hangups to do with being under the covers go out the window, you're getting your shut-eye and that's that. You probably left your ceiling light on too.
It's still technically room service, just for you, by you. And we've all done it.
This can't be just me...can it...I hope not...but whatever, some times it JUST. HAPPENS. OKAY?
Perhaps Netflix is to blame or maybe it's just a gnarly hangover. Either way, 5 pm rolls around waaaay too fast on days like these but your bed sticks it out with you.
And then...not...doing...that...for several weeks, months, years after. Until even your filthy self can't take it anymore.
Seriously, once they're all fresh and back on the bed, you roll around like an excited puppy or as though your bed is a loved one you haven't seen in years. Yep, been there.
...you suddenly become aware of how large your bed is and, by extension, the world (honestly). It's a very spiritual experience that only you and your bed can share. What a beautiful relationship.
