12 Reasons Why Winter Is The Biggest Jerk Of All The Seasons
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 26th January 2016
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#1.War zone? Nah, just a blizzard in the South.
#2."Hey boss? I won't be making it into work today..."
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#3.This used to be a lovely lighthouse. Now it's a giant popsicle.
#4.Stop...err...Freeze!
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#5.You know what'd be even cooler? An INSIDE fireplace.
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#6.Was that a cork popping? Nah, it was just this balloon committing frozen suicide.
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#7.This Mercedes may never be the same again.
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#8.Mr. Freeze IRL
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#9.Shitter's frozen. Anyone up for a little toilet hockey?
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#10.Well, at least your wipers are up.
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#11.Or this parking meter that can't feel its quarters anymore.
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#12.Just ask this horrified river.
