12 Things All ’90s Kids Will Do When They’re Old

By Michael Avery in Funny On 3rd December 2015
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#1 We’ll revisit summer holiday spots, like Magaluf and Ayia Napa, for old time’s sake.

Boat party, anyone?

#2 And we’ll sing iconic songs from a youth not yet forgotten.

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#3 When it’s our 80th birthday, we won’t be afraid to throw down some serious moves.

Bet you didn't know grandma could do the Hotline Bling, did you?

#4 Even though we’ll be 80, we will continue to drop bomb-ass selfies.

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#5 We’ll continue to meet our friends on a Saturday night and go out to basement house raves.

House every weekend.

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#6 Instead of getting out old photo albums, we’ll pull out old Instagram profiles to show our grandchildren pictures from our youth.

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#7 We will look back with fondness when recalling how we met our significant other.

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#8 No matter the age, we’ll definitely still be paying student debt.

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#9 And we’ll never be too old to stay up until 4am checking up on all the Facebook gossip and reblogging tasteful nudes on Tumblr.

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#10 When we’re down, we’ll still get out Disney and Pixar movies to cheer ourselves up.

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#11 Our cheeky Nando’s tradition will still be firmly in place.

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#12 And finally, we’ll download “85” so much, it’ll break the record of “25”.