12 Things That Definitely, Totally, 100% Happened

By Editorial Staff in Funny On 17th December 2015
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#1.Worst of all, man spends $15K on renovation "just to prove a point".

#2.Potential mugging/murder thwarted by the attackers own compassion.

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#3.Edgy Starbucks unnecessarily cusses at customer:

#4.Pizza Hut's concern over customer leads to complimentary pizza

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#5.Young thug fails to notice 6-inch gaping forehead wound.

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#6.Legendary dick owner gets paid $85 just for a photograph of aforementioned dick.

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#7.2-month-old has started shaving already, probably

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#8.ISIS member regrets his attempt to recruit this guy

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#9.Crosses enigmatically pop out of copper pennies:

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#10.15-year-old does 26 shots and hooks up with seven girls

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#11.Similarly, young lady gets constantly confused with Taylor Swift.

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#12.Young man gets constantly confused with Channing Tatum