12 Things That Definitely, Totally, 100% Happened
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 17th December 2015
The advent of the Internet allowed for an ease of communication previously unimaginable, connecting people all over the world based on common interests, common hatreds, or just plain happenstance.
Despite all this, the anonymity provided by the web means that oftentimes people are questionable at best and straight up liars at worst. You know what I'm talking about- they exist on your Facebook feed, on your Twitter, your Tumblr, your Instagram, your Twitter. Even your email! LIARS ABOUND!
However, not all liars are created equally. Some are big, some small, some so good at it they are essentially sociopaths, and some are really, really bad. Like everyone on this list.
#1.Worst of all, man spends $15K on renovation "just to prove a point".
#2.Potential mugging/murder thwarted by the attackers own compassion.
#3.Edgy Starbucks unnecessarily cusses at customer:
#4.Pizza Hut's concern over customer leads to complimentary pizza
#5.Young thug fails to notice 6-inch gaping forehead wound.
#6.Legendary dick owner gets paid $85 just for a photograph of aforementioned dick.
#7.2-month-old has started shaving already, probably
#8.ISIS member regrets his attempt to recruit this guy
#9.Crosses enigmatically pop out of copper pennies:
#10.15-year-old does 26 shots and hooks up with seven girls
#11.Similarly, young lady gets constantly confused with Taylor Swift.
#12.Young man gets constantly confused with Channing Tatum