We don’t know if it’s the kale or the tofurky talking, but vegans have absolutely no chill. Sure, a game of spot-the-vegan is entertaining, but these herbivores tend to take it a bit far sometimes.
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#1 You don't have to find one, they will find you.
#2 And I don't have any friends.
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#3 It's Password protected Parking slot.
#4 A book for Vegan's Children.
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#5 Say No To Meat but you can see it.
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#6 Leave Us Alone.
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#7 Please Stop!! No one likes kale and quinoa.
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#8 Nope, nope, nope. “Mozarella style” is not mozarella and tofurky is a disgrace to humanity. Oh, you like the taste of turkey, do you? Eat turkey then!
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#9 You have no life BTW.
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#10 Paulo, your mom should have smacked you with that oven dish.
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#11 Proposal turned into death certificate.
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#12 You don’t know me, vegan.
