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#1 Turns out falling into a 1000-ft deep canyon poses a serious risk to your health.
#2 No mowing babies? THANKS OBAMA!
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#3 From the makers of redundancy comes something made by those who also make redundancy.
#4 If you need this sign there is a 100% chance you can't read it.
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#5 In fairness, this could be the office of someone whose last name is "Door."
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#6 Anyone up for a game of actual rock, actual paper, actual scissors?
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#7 "WHAT IS THIS, A DIVING BOARD FOR ANTS?"
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#8 Compelling. I can see why The Beatles got into eastern philosophy.
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#9 Great! I hate when it's made from concentrate.
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#10 Nature is my favorite part of nature.
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#11 No thanks, I prefer my hot sausage cold.
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#12 Seems legit.
#13 Who'd of thought this would happen?
