As Valeria Lukyanova makes headlines again for admitting that her new pictures are indeed photoshopped, I think it’s time to know more things about this Human Barbie.
If you’ve never seen this woman before prepare to be amazed, and maybe a little disconcerted at what she has done to her appearance. But, what’s even more odd than her appearance are her beliefs about herself and life in general.
Now just take a look at the 13 things that make this human Barbie even weirder:
As Valeria Lukyanova makes headlines again for admitting that her new pictures are indeed photoshopped, I think it's time to know more things about this Human Barbie.
If you've never seen this woman before prepare to be amazed, and maybe a little disconcerted at what she has done to her appearance. But, what's even more odd than her appearance are her beliefs about herself and life in general.
Now just take a look at the 13 things that make this human Barbie even weirder:
Valeria has claimed to be a breatharian.
What's a breatharian you ask? Breatharians are wackos who claim the human race can live on light and air alone. Yes, this is a real claim.
Apparently Valeria wasn't entirely successful on a light and air only diet and eventually switched to a liquid-only diet. But continues to flip back and forth between the two.
She claims a lot of ideas and visions come to her in lucid dreams and from other dimensions. In fact she says she gets her nails done in fractal patterns (whatever the h*ll those are we didn't pass geometry) from said dimensions.
It's highly unlikely one iota of this is even close to the truth, but fractal patterns is fun to say so who really cares.
Valeria has made it very clear in numerous interviews that she feels the standards of beauty have gone way downhill because the races have mixed.
Oh no she bettah don't! Is there some kind of hypocrisy here? A woman who has undergone a plethora of surgeries to be perfect? Racists are wacky people.
Valeria says as a teenager she wore a lot of black clothes, wore heavy makeup and dyed her hair jet black. In other words, she was your basic goth teenager.
The funny thing is, if you put a goth chic up against a woman who looks EXACTLY like Barbie and asked 100 strangers who was the freak, all finger would point toward the blonde.
Apparently Valeria has never really cared whether or not she was attractive to boys. In fact, during her teenage years (not sure if these were the goth years) when a boy would hit on her, Valeria would pretend to be a man to chase them off.
Seems like she used to be much more fun back then.
Valeria claims she is not trying to model herself after Barbie. Uhhhhh, okay, that's weird because you look exactly, and we mean EXACTLY in a really creepy way, like her.
She actually calls herself "Amatue" which is a name she claims came to her in a dream one night.
And not just any opera, but a New Age opera thank her very much.
She does have quite a bit of experience hosting New Age workshops, so how hard could it be sitting down and writing an entire opera? No doubt she'll get plenty of help from all of those other dimensions.
Try and stay with us so we can follow her logic She's a New Age racist who takes issue basically with anyone who's not Aryan.
She is dead set against feminism but she is adamant about choosing NOT to have children and a family because that would be worse than a slow torture. So, you're a feminist racist? Huh?
Valeria makes no bones about it she can travel to other planets where she communicates with alien beings. "My communication with aliens is not verbalwe speak the language of light."
So, you'd better not eat too much light or you'll become a mute, is that right?
Valeria has a weird notion of being good looking and famous. She emphatically believes that good looks are just a bonus in life but that good looking women are often forgettable and that the real work is spiritual work that makes a person truly successful.
What the dill pickle are you smoking? You've undergone how many surgeries to look EXACTLY like Barbie. Is it just us, or are you more obsessed with good looks than anything else?
(source:thevirallane.com)
The very idea of having a family repulses Human Barbie. She insists that people who have children do it for very selfish reasons. Like say if a woman is pushing 30 and she realizes no one will ever want or need her, she'll just have a baby.
"I'd rather die from torture," she exclaimed in a GC interview, "because the worst thing in the world is to have a family lifestyle."
Many people see Valeria's photos and they assume she must be ridiculously photoshopped, but the truth is, she's 100% real.
Well, not exactly. Although she only admits to having breast implants, we think it's safe to say that she has had some other work done on the car if you know what we mean. But, this woman actually exists.
No we're not making that up. Don't you know by now this woman has a screw or four loose? Valeria claims that she is an instructor at the School of Out-of-Body Travel.
Say what? Yes, this is a special international school where students learn how to leave their physical bodies and travel in their spirit bodies.
What we want to know is, when traveling in your spirit body, do you still have to get to the airport 2 hours early?
