14 Drunk Text Fails # 11 Is Disgusting

#1 The Text from a Hiding Place

I have a feeling Tiffany did not successfully hide from the cops. Although it kind of sounds like she was trying to hide the cops . . .?

#2 The Fake Drunk Text

This is way past the character limit for a text message, some internet comedian is trying to pull a quick one on us.

#3 The Blind but Functioning Drunk

We've never literally drank until we couldn't see straight, but this dude has. Either that, or his friend has the superpower of invisibility. Let's consult Occam's Razor on this one .

#4 Dad Shows Son How to Party

When your dad let's you know that you're not good at partying . . . shame is not a strong enough word.

#5 The Ass-Dial to the Parents

Ladies and gentlemen let this be a cautionary tale. Friends don't let friends butt-dial drunk.

#6 The Incomprehensible Tone

We've all been drunk on babies . . .right? I mean, who can resist when they have Sprinkles odf sugar on their tasters?

#7 It’s On the Tip of My Tongue

Look at the line breaks and the length of the messages, this is clearly a work of drunk poetry.

#8 The Clever Pop Culture Reference

We're pretty sure this is a very clever drunken play on the Gotye song "Somebody That I Used to Know". See what he did there? So do I, welcome to the Drunk Text Hall of Fame.