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#1 At this point, it's on Apple. Nobody wants that skinny sliver of a video anymore, guys
#2 Congrats on being the worst person in the world!
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#3 Using your speakerphone in public should be considered a hate crime
#4 Unless you're a cab driver, it's time to retire the bluetooth.
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#5 I'm not holding my finger on there for 340 seconds to watch your dog chase leaves the whole time
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#6 I'll just wait until it gets down to 1% then pray my Uber gets here before it dies
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#7 Apple Maps has caused more fights and ended more relationships than AshleyMadison
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#8 Why are you keeping all of those? Why?
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#9 A case costs like $9, you psychopath.
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#10 Not matter how dumb you feel taking a picture with an iPad, just know you look so much dumber than you can imagine
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#11 "Honey, it's me. It's your mom. I'm writing this just in case you forgot who I am or deleted my number
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#12 Why is it you always have full service at the bar? Move those towers, AT&T
#13 Siri, wake me up in 18 hours. Thanks!
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#14 This one might be a little too real.
