14 Mistakes You'll Be Happy Didn't Happen To You
By
Waleed Raza in
Funny
On 21st June 2016
You're not the world's biggest mistake anymore! Good for you, dude(ette), you persevered long enough to be trumped in that category. Congrats.
Yeah, evidently, there are quite a lot of people (and animals) who have fucked up royally, and the internet has become quite good at cataloguing these moments. How fun...for us. So have on your biggest smile as you read through this and remember: It could be worse.
#1 Justice is the butt end of a billy club to the jugular.
#2 I made a HUGE mistake...AND IT WAS AWESOMEEEEEEE!
#3 "I seem to have gotten myself in a predicament."
#4 "It was just a prank, Larry! Jesus. You scare so easily."
#5 Newest sign: "We made a mistake, tried to fix it, made it even more wrong and DO YOU WANT FOOD OR NOT?!"
#6 This is when you go inside and have a beer. Deal with it tomorrow.
#7 *Kids watching Pirates* "This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack's Sperm!"
*Dad walks in* "Jesus...Okay, let Daddy just quickly pause this movie so I can return it and get the Johnny Depp version."
#8 This will only hurt for a second, little guy.
#9 I chalk this up as a win. Thins the herd.
#10 Kia-ei-oh don't you dare buy a Kia.
#11 "Looks like I'm working weekends for the next 18 years."
#12 "I know I've been an asshole for the past seven years, but all that ends if you help me out!"
#13 Only '90s kids will remember that time 9/11 was an inside job.
#14 This looks like how South Park portrays the Japanese. Funny stuff.
