15 Harsh Anime Truths You Need To Know Today
#1. You will never have a lamia coil around your body and rest her head on your shoulder.
Humans are too mainstream.
#2. You will never have a chance to get in the damn robot.
Rich people would be the only ones who can afford to make one, since they are impracticle from a military standpoint.
#3. You will never be able to fondle a random girl without the cops arresting you.
Anime's universal greeting is a lie.
#4. Your waifu will never love you.
You would barely pass as a background character.
#5. You will never look awesome while posing.
You'll challenge them to a peak-a-boo match?
#6. You will never reach SSJ statues after screaming during a power squat.
#Hemorrhoids.
#7. Yanderes are not worth the effort.
We can only be together if you have constant tabs on my location, if I cut ties from my friends and family, and have to fear being stabbed to death at any time? I'll just get a pet dog, thanks.
#8. Tsuderes are not worth the effort.
No matter how cute your blush is, going through physical and mental abuse just to see it once in a blue moon is just not worth it
#9. You would never be able to pull this expression off in public.
Like a weird jackass.
#10. Senpai will never notice you.
The only true fortune.
#11. You will never go on an adventure as a 10 year-old to catch 'em all.
At least not for Pokemon...( ͡° Íœʖ ͡°)
#12. It is never time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel.
Could you wait 30 minutes until my lunch break starts?
#13. The most likely harem you will get is the School Days harem.
Heads will roll then you'll take a trip on a nice boat.
#14. Training to use hamon is useless, useless, useless, useless!
Deep breathing has never been so erotic.
#15. You will never live to see the end to One Piece, Berserk, Hunter x Hunter, or season 3 of Spice & Wolf.
Too soon?
