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#1 Is That A Guitar In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Busted By The Cops?
I love a guy with an axe to grind.
#2 All I Want For Tits-Mas Is You!
Returning those is gonna be a bitch.
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#3 Snapchatting Her Way To A DUI And Right Into Our Hearts.
It's so cute when they're too drunk to drive.
#4 Tag You're It.
Hahahaha cool brooch.
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#5 I Falling For This Guy Head Over Fit.
And the bottles are still good.
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#6 Girl You Look Good, Wan't You Back That IPad Up.
Pics and it did happen.
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#7 Tugging At Heart Strings And Theft Prevention Cords.
Hello, my name is: Embarassing
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#8 This Guy Is Exactly What I Ordered.
No sense in going to jail on an empty stomach.
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#9 I Can't Mask My Feeling For These Two.
I think the guy on the left was trying to be Batman ðŸ˜Â
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#10 The World Just Couldn't Handle His Polo.
Fish out of water!
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#11 Come Nn Bike Thief, You Gotta Be Smarter Than This.
"No beats, no thumping."
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#12 On Your Marks , Get Set , Go Crush Into The Window.
Nice try, automatic door
#13 Tell Me If You've Heard This One.
Knock, knock. Who's there? A burglar under your bed.
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#14 His Only Mistake Was Trusting That The Cashier Understood US Currency.
The real criminal here is our terrible public education system
#15 Guess What He Got Arrested For.
Arrested As Fuck.
