15 Idiot Thieves Who Make Being A Criminal Look Bad

By Muk Khatri in Funny On 11th August 2015
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#1 Is That A Guitar In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Busted By The Cops?

I love a guy with an axe to grind.

#2 All I Want For Tits-Mas Is You!

Returning those is gonna be a bitch.

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#3 Snapchatting Her Way To A DUI And Right Into Our Hearts.

It's so cute when they're too drunk to drive.

#4 Tag You're It.

Hahahaha cool brooch.

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#5 I Falling For This Guy Head Over Fit.

And the bottles are still good.

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#6 Girl You Look Good, Wan't You Back That IPad Up.

Pics and it did happen.

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#7 Tugging At Heart Strings And Theft Prevention Cords.

Hello, my name is: Embarassing

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#8 This Guy Is Exactly What I Ordered.

No sense in going to jail on an empty stomach.

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#9 I Can't Mask My Feeling For These Two.

I think the guy on the left was trying to be Batman 😍

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#10 The World Just Couldn't Handle His Polo.

Fish out of water!

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#11 Come Nn Bike Thief, You Gotta Be Smarter Than This.

"No beats, no thumping."

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#12 On Your Marks , Get Set , Go Crush Into The Window.

Nice try, automatic door

#13 Tell Me If You've Heard This One.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A burglar under your bed.

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#14 His Only Mistake Was Trusting That The Cashier Understood US Currency.

The real criminal here is our terrible public education system

#15 Guess What He Got Arrested For.

Arrested As Fuck.