15 Jokes That Are So Terrible You Can't Help But Laugh
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 19th November 2014
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#1 What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth? A CAULIFLOWER.
#2 What do you call a chicken crossing the road? POULTRY IN MOTION!
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#3 What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain? A DRIZZLY BEAR!
#4 What animal has more lives than a cat? A FROG- IT CROAKS EVERY NIGHT!
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#5 Why did the elephant eat a 100 watt light bulb? HE WANTED A LIGHT LUNCH!
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#6 When was meat so high? WHEN THE COW JUMPED OVER THE MOON!
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#7 What kind of birds always stick together? VEL-CROWS!
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#8What is a sea monster’s favorite snack? SHIPS AND DIP.
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#9 How does a farmer mend his plants? WITH A CABBAGE PATCH!
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#10 How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A BUCK ‘N’ EAR!
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#11 Why did the bowling pins stop working? BECAUSE THEY WENT ON STRIKE!
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#12 Why did the pig go into the kitchen? IT FELT LIKE BACON!
#13 What do you call a cow with a twitch? BEEF JERKY!
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#14 What do you call a mean-tempered horse? A NIGHTMARE!
#15 What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow? REALITY!
