15 Party Poopers Who Sucked All The Fun Out Of Everything
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 29th January 2017
Everywhere you go, you find someone who wants to suck the fun out of everything. I imagine they do it because they're miserable and can't stand the sight of other people enjoying life. Then again, that's just my guess.
I never bothered to knock on my neighbor's door in university to ask him why he started making all of his noise complaints at 9:00 p.m. Like, we get it, pal, you're an old miserable fart, but maybe wait until there are more than seven people at the party before bringing cops to my doorstep next time.
Anyway, party poopers may be a nuisance to those who bring the party, but on very rare occasions — like this list, for instance — they can be worth a few laughs. Here, check 'em out.
#1 That time your mom said you could have a party just destroy your social life by acting like the most uncool mother on the face of the earth?
Good times
#2 When you're your own biggest buzzkill
#4 Now you just ruined it for the rest of us
#6 Remember when school was the biggest buzzkill ever?
Usually around the same time each year
#7 Soda machine is savage
#8 I thought the fortune cookies were supposed to be uplifting
#9 The party pooper strikes again
#10 What's the point, then?
#11 Things were looking good when you found out the seat next to you was empty
Until...
#12 And you thought today would be different
#13 One of the few times a fart qualifies as a buzzkill
#14 Parents are officially the worst