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#1.The pizza that is the only one here who didn't get baked.
#2.The pizza that gone sent out by an uncaring,unloving corporation.
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#3.The pizza that became evidence in a crime scene.
#4.The pizza that was cast aside like a teenage pregnancy.
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#5.The pizza that looks like it was butchered by a Craigslist plastic surgeon.
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#6.This slice that became this drunk girl's pillow.
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#7.This pizza that was eaten by white people.
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#8.This slice that had to identify the charred remains of it's family.
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#9.This slice that couldn't remember its Uber password.
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#10.This slice that went on the worst date ever.
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#11.This pizza doomed to be a cyclops.
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#12.This pizza that clearly went out on a 3 am booty call.
#13.This pizza that couldn't even make it as a burger.
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#14.This one that was disrespected by a Kraft single.
#15.This pizza that fell through the cracks.
