15 Surefire Ways To Make All Retail Workers Hate You
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 8th November 2015
Let’s face it, retail, for most, is not a fun place to work. I can say this because I have learnt this first hand. When I wasn’t holding my tongue at the kid who just messed up my display, or the woman who was continuing to shop despite the fact that “WE ARE CLOSED!” I was daydreaming about the day that I was going to buck up the courage, quit and find another job.
Don’t get me wrong, you may bloody love it. But retail was not for me. And it turns out that there are many other people who agree with me, and this is why…
http://www.viralthread.com/16-surefire-ways-to-make-retail-workers-hate-you/
#1 Bitch don’t touch my display.
#2 There’s a little thing called common courtesy, heard of it?
#3 Remember, you’re being paid for this.
#4 Have I got cooties or something?
#5 Please don’t remind me.
#6 Hey lady, your breath is STANKING!
#8 Contrary to popular belief the back is not a place of wonder, it’s usually pretty gross.
#8 Hey I’m a person, why are you being so rude?
#12 There’s a thing called over-sharing and you just crossed that line.
#13 Come on people form an orderly queue, one at a time.
#14 “HA HA HA,” that was me fake laughing.
#15 “No seriously it’s fine,” you say, as you’re imagining punching them in the face.
