Dating is so easy nowadays, you don’t even have to really meet up with somebody to ask them on a date. Tinder is a way of doing that, it’s a mobile app that matches potential dates up and allows people to talk to one another, to see if they really do match up. But you’ve got to stand out and get noticed so much, that some people have really gone out on a limb, and taken that to the extreme. Whether it’s their opening line or their profile, here are some of the funniest Tinder moments…
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Let’s be honest, single life and dating while you’re young is about how much food you can get out of it! If you’re not getting as many free meals as possible, then just what in the heck is the point? Finding love? Oh, please!
Is anyone else thinking that they want a date with the duck taco? I would totally tell him to get himself a Tamagotchi-sitter, then maybe we can talk about meeting up for some drinks!
Dammit Glen, you just scored yourself a date, sir.
Quit pointing that banana at me, Nicholas. You’re really creeping me out. Wait, what am I saying? As if the banana is the creepiest part of this whole thing!
What makes you think this didn’t happen, or that Reid doesn’t really look like this? Sometimes a photo is all the information you need about a person!
I see you have played the Fight Club game before. There is no recovering from this, so I guess this suitor will just have to find a date somewhere else.
Well, nothing could ever prepare me for a question like this. So I guess I’d better slip on a crash helmet and see where this conversation takes us. Wherever this guy wants it to take us, I guess.
I would chalk that up to experience and move on. Steven is not worth your time or effort, no matter how pretty he may be. He would just be a high-maintenance boyfriend anyway!
Because he certainly knows the workings of the human heart. Bring up internal organs in a pickup line and still make it clever and sweet? This guy has some seriously smooth skills. Better watch out ladies!
Not sure which is more annoying, somebody asking me if I was pro-turtle – whatever the heck that could mean- or saying WUDDUUUUP. It’s probably a joke, but that doesn’t make it any less obnoxious. Or make me feel any less like taking names and punching faces.
Okay, so this guy cost himself a date with a girl. But it was totally worth it, for such an excellent joke. And trust, me I know a big joke when I see it, because I am one.
This whole thing was a freakin’ train crash from start to finish. Neither person should ever speak of it ever again.
That’s some ultra-specific kinky stuff you’re into there, friend. I imagine there are websites for that kind of thing. Tinder is definitely not one of them.
Wow, I guess we can call it a day now! It turns out that men really will find literally ANYTHING sexy!
I would love a relationship with somebody, but I’m already in a pretty committed relationship with alcohol and poor decisions. We sound perfect for each other, but I guess it would never work out.
I guess what we’ve discovered at the end of all that is, if you can’t say anything nice… say something witty and sarcastic instead! Sure, there are some weirdos out there, but there is a perfect match for everybody somewhere. It’s just that Tinder might not be the place to find the perfect partner. But in the meantime, everyone can have a good giggle about the imperfect ones that come and go!
