15 Ways To Tell You Are Broke

#1 Your Desperate Craigslist Ad

By posting this ad, you combine your two favorite things: Having basic shelter, and pretending you are a T-Rex.

The sad thing is, it's not even your truck.

Tuxedo rentals are expensive, but irony is priceless. At least that's what you'll say to your furious sister at her wedding.

An apartment costs between $700-$2,000 a month. A storage unit cost $50. You do the math.

Perfect for your storage unit apartment.

You actually thought about applying until you saw it only paid a buck...

On the bright side, you just got a pile of confetti for free...

Don't think I can pay my student loans this month? Well, Presidents Lincoln, Jefferson, and Roosevelt would beg to differ.

And with that, the rhinestone phone cover you were about to buy lost its sparkle.

These are more of a casual reminder to pay your rent than an actual warning, right?

Made from only the finest pleather and the most decadent sharpies.

If they're not willing to risk electrocution to see you, then they're not your real friends.

Because they were all sold out of Rbeeocks.

That unnecessary shrimp cocktail isn't settling so well, is it?

Brought to you by those two famous culinary visionaries, Chef Boyardee and Sara Lee.