16 Of The Weirdest Products We Could Find On The Internet..So Far

#1 Anti Skid Mark Gel

You will never be embarrassed by your underwear again! Stop Skidmarks is the Brand New Essential in personal hygiene. A specially formulated gel that turns 'wiping' into 'cleaning'- just add toilet paper. You'll feel cleaner, fresher, confident and great! Simply add to some toilet paper before wiping and say goodbye to nasty skidmarks! Stop Skidmarks is the best invention since toilet paper itself.

#2 Bigfoot Cookie Cutter

Handmade of PLA Plastic in the good ole USA, this Sasquatch/Bigfoot Cookie/Cake Cutter comes in 4 sizes. But we want Big Foot to be BIG.

#3 Nose Pore Blocker

Fight those ugly nose pores on your skin with the Nose Pore Blocker Hanabijin. By wearing the cooled cap on your nose, it will tighten and block off the pores, preventing dirt from getting inside and turning you into someone with a beautiful nose (hanabijin). Of course, it's from Japan!

#4 The Wiggly Cat Paw

Cat Paws are wildly fun! Creep out co-workers, amuse cat lovers and STUPEFY cats themselves with the amazing, bizarre, wonderful and super fun CAT PAW!

With the slow pull of an activation lever the cat paw will move forward with a friendly cat sound.

Push it quickly and the cat paw lunges forward with a roar.

Cat Paw is simply stated a cat's paw, move from friendly to feisty in no time.

There are four furry styles to choose from, so find the right one for you! Each one includes 2 fun cat sounds.

#5 Talk With Your Cat Breath Spray

It's As Seen On TV, but I am not sure what this product does. The online description says; Instantly talk with your cat! Just spay in your mouth and suddenly you will be able to communicate clearly with your feline companions!

Do they have one for dogs? I'm scared.

#6 The Musical Nose Flute

Should be listed under toys from the 60's. A take on the kazoo, just blow through your nose, and use your mouth to change the notes. Super fun! It really works! Really? I see this in the Dollar Store soon.

#7 Wine Monkey

Who doesn't like sock monkey's? Wino's, that's who. Nothing like getting out the vino and seeing that monkey face before pouring. Keep your wine bottle nice and cozy with this Wine money cover. Great for a gift (don't forget the bottle of wine!).

#8 The Fuzzy Chewable Toothbrush

It comes with 30 pieces per container, and no toothpaste is required. Just pop one in your mouth and chew like gum until your teeth and gums are clean. I actually like this one. However, afraid of kids swallowing these and choking.

#9 Sigmund Freud Toothpaste

The online description says, Great to satisfy your oral fixations. This toothpaste is banana flavored... maybe to remind you of your id?

Seriously.. it would take more than the flavor of banana to satisfy my oral fixations.

#10 Dog Muzzle Quack

It might well often be compulsory for your pooch to wear a muzzle when out and about, but that doesn't mean it needs to be boring! Bright, fun and with a touch of the bizarre, these Oppo Dog Muzzles will transform your familiar canine friend into a semi-duck, designer "billed" dog.

You guessed it! Made in Japan!

#11 Draft Beer Jelly Belly

It's $3.00 for a 3 oz bag, and there is no alcohol content. I think you really need to love the taste of cheap beer to enjoy these.

"Enjoy the taste of beer anytime of the day with these draft inspired Jelly beans.

Inspired by the Hefeweizen Lager, these wheat and sweet flavored Gourmet Jelly Beans are completed with a jewel-like finish for a "bubbly" look."

#12 Email Colored Paint

'Revell Color' is a synthetic resin enamel paint that does not damage the outer surface of plastic models. The paint can be applied not only with brushes, but also with a spray gun.

But how do we paint our email??

#13 Sauna Sweat Pants

OMG! Really? Do we actually need special pants to help our crotches sweat?

Focus the heat on your trouble spots.

Makes you sweat in the areas you need it most.

Just wrap on the pants and lay down.

Adjustable temperature control and Velcro waist and legs.

Fits waists from 28 in to 54 in.

#14 BQ Cat Butt Gum

How enticing! The perfect gift to send that miserable coworker, or your landlord, this cat butt gum is delightfully peppermint flavored. Just like a real cat's butt! So I've heard.

Each box contains 8 pieces of kiss my butt attitude.

#15 Instant Irish Accent Gum

Get an instant Irish accent with this gum OR mouth spray. It's fresh on the mouth like the mist off the Cliffs of Dover. Instantaneously gain a flawless Irish accent. This amazing gum not only revolutionizes your speech, it also tastes great. I guess it's beer flavored?

#16 Handerpants

So, for a mere $11.95 plus shipping you can prevent hand chaffing or do a cute jazz hands routine. I think they are cute. Might be good for cycling?