16 Savage Grandparents Who Retired From Giving A Damn
By
Michael Avery in
Funny
On 10th January 2017
There comes a time in everyone's life when they look around and just say "fuck it." From here on out, they're gonna do exactly what they want and tell everyone exactly what they're thinking.
Some folks get that attitude when they're young, but for others, it comes after a long life of putting up with all the shit life throws at them. After all, when you can start to feel your time running out, you really ain't got time for bullshit.
That feeling is probably how these 16 grandparents turned out so savage, and we're so glad they did.
1. The retirement home 'bout to be this dude's playground.
2. Please, Grandma was 'bout it before you were even born.
3. Daaaamn, roast in session!
Nothing against tattoos, but when someone's going in this hard, who cares what it's about?
4. I see a lot of cable-knit sweaters with "bang bang" on 'em in this family's future.
She's far from the only grandma with swag, though.
5. Not even retirement can kill her hustle.
6. At least Grandma can recognize when you spit hot fire.
7. You know what they say, it's like riding a pole.
Wait, I think it's supposed to be a bike. Whatever.
8. Hard to say you party hard when two grandmas are more assed out than you.
9. When you're on a fixed income, you really gotta keep your mind on your money.
10. When you have decades of practice, you get party mode perfected.
11. Haha shit, I didn't even notice the middle fingers at first.
12. Sometimes, we can't help but share our shower thoughts.
13. You think she ain't gonna be a troll just because it's your birthday?
Bruh...
14. Darnit Grandpa, that was a good cake!
15. It took so many years, but he finally found a shirt saying what he wants to tell the world.
16. I'd like to think someone just told her to turn down and she put that on in defiance.
The eyes tell so much of the story, y'all.
