Whenever I get a text message and see that it’s from “momma bear” I quickly open it knowing full well she’s a total noob when it comes to texting. Her texts are my favorite. She can never get a handle on auto-correct, nor can she really figure out her way around texting in general. Granted, she did get better as time went on, but she still has this “mom text” undertone that can only be achieved by being a parent. It can never be replicated.
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#1 This mom whose delayed response was the absolute worst. WHAT IF IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!?
#2 This mom who figured Siri could do all the work for her…
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#3 This very efficient and no BS dad.
#4 This dad who is also leads a double-life as a Lizard King.
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#5 This mom who wants to get hip with the lingo.
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#6 This mother’s worry for her daughter who doesn’t exactly live up to her saintly name.
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#7 This dad who is one step away from getting “no ragrets” tatted on his chest.
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#8 This mum who follows the 11th commandment: “On Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
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#9 This dad who isn’t afraid to ask the hard-hitting questions. Maybe that was a pun, maybe it wasn’t.
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#10 This mom who is the definition of TMI and potentially wastey pants.
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#11 This dad who thinks that “stripe” is a color.
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#12 This mom with the comedic genius of Louis C.K.
#13 This mom whose advice is pretty spot on.
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#14 This dad who probably ran out of toilet paper.
#15 This mom who reminds her offspring that it isn’t luck that got them their good looks.
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#16 This mom who would’ve spent hours trying to play a screencap if it weren’t for their kind offspring informing them.
#17 This mom who knows she’s a cougar and wears it proudly.
