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#1 you could land a plane on your nose!
#2 get Ziploc baggies from the drawer!
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#3 "Say Hi to Adam"
#4 "This feels like the first time i did heroin"
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#5 "I'm a pine tree"
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#6 "does that include vodka"
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#7 woke up singing "I wanna dance"
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#8 Kept yelling "Watch out Mario! BANANA"
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#9 threatening to pull the plug!
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#10 proposed to a nurse, with fiance stood next to me!
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#11 "My balls are vibrating"
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#12 Lil one thought he was pregnant!
#13 I'm going to be the first woman on the moon!
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#14 cried, as there was no muffins in a bag
#15 when can we have sex!
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#16 Can I ride the unicorn
#17 "I am sushi"
