Have you ever seen a product so useless or wtf that you couldn't help but wonder why it was ever invented?
Well, probably the more important question is who the hell would be stupid enough to buy it? Unfortunately, the fact that it exists proves that there are a lot of people out there who would. From bread gloves to cat hats, the next 19 things prove that innovation might not be the key to success after all...
The very last thing I want is some asshole morning person trying to radio me in before I've finished my first coffee of the day
Maybe I'll be crucified for saying this, but not every fucking thing needs to come in bacon flavor
Why can't we all just enjoy the fact that bacon is bacon flavored?!
Great, just what you always wanted...
I have a feeling that leaning on my BBQ grill would be just as effective
Apparently, parents are suckers when it comes to pointless products, otherwise the next two would never have come into existence...
No one should love their kid enough to suck the snot of out their nose
As a female myself, I've often wished there was a way I could scrape the ice off my car. There hasn't been...Until now!
I've also longed for a more feminine way to perform snow removal...in my heels
Here's another issue for the ladies...Have you ever been plagued by incessant camel toe?
Sick of people being able to read your lips through your pants?
Banish that camel toe forever! The Kardashians use it, so you know it's a quality product...
Everyone knows that tourists are annoying as fuck, so why not eat them?
When you need to satisfy those cannibalistic urges but you're out of canned tourist
Although, I'm sure the two would make a killer sandwich
A can of afterbirth makes for a convenient Sunday dinner
Sorry, but some of us don't want our food to resemble a fetus covered in placenta.
Tourists, chickens this whole canned thing is very upsetting, but the next one is a true abomination...
I would literally rather eat White Castle
...and that's saying something!
Because your cat doesn't hate you enough already
Why did you get a pet if you didn't want to pet it? The stimulating conversation?!
For when you want your explosive diarrhea to be lady-like
And now for the ultimate needlessly gendered product...
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
But what if Micheal Phelps is drowning and no one from the national swim team knows CPR?
Finally! Someone and something that's actually useful
