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#1 It's amazing they were able to type this at all!
#2 Don't let Jason proofread your resume.
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#3 The cropping of the photo...the colors...the fonts...the INEXPLICABLE clip art..
#4 Nefarious Dude, indeed.
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#5 Everything about this is just a big ol' bummer.
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#6 There is cock ALL over this page.
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#7 Hand written? SERIOUSLY?
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#8 If you're looking for a rapist, Daryl's your man.
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#9 They sure are good at a LOT of shit.
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#10 Words cannot begin to describe...
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#11 What industry could this possibly cater to?
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#12 Sometimes conventions are there for a reason.
#13 Look closely at the background...
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#14 He fuckin' wants to act, guys, give him a chance.
#15 To sum up: They worked at Google and they haven't murdered any kids.
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#16 Where to even begin with these spelling errors?
#17 When you have "Lost virginity" anywhere on your resume, you need to reevaluate your situation.
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#18 Apparently Canada didn't fall under the North American category.
