19 Classic Comedy Movie Quotes That You’ll Never Forget!!

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I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. Airplane!

#2

Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself! Dumb and Dumber

#3

You're so money and you don't even know it. Swingers

#4

There's no crying in baseball. A League of Their Own

#5

This one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. American Pie

#6

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older. They stay the same age. Dazed and Confused

#7

Gentleman, you can't fight in here! This is the war room! Dr. Strangelove

#8

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy Madison

#9

The rug really tied the room together. The Big Lebowski

#10

I was born a poor black child. The Jerk

#11

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you, I'm out. Half Baked

#12

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. You're cool. And fuck you, I'm out. Half Baked

#13

I'm in a glass case of emotion! Anchorman

#14

Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of "Everybody Loves Raymond." Only it doesn't last 22 minutes, it lasts forever. Knocked Up

#15

I wouldn't say I've been "missing it," Bob. Office Space

#16

May the Schwartz be with you. Spaceballs

#17

These go to eleven. This is Spinal Tap

#18

How can we teach children to read, if they can't even fit inside the building? Zoolander

#19

Fat guy in a little coat. Tommy Boy

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