People are the worst. We all know this. If you disagree with this statement, take a scroll through your social media platform of choice and count the number of times people use 'bae' (non-ironically), hashtag something as #SorryNotSorry, or post inspirational quotes. These things can range from mildly irritating to infuriating, but it sometimes seems like people purposely try to wreck all that could be good in your day. Like they are literally taking your day and wiping their butt with it. Check it out.
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#1. Just when you thought grocery shopping couldn't get more hellish...
This person comes along.
#2. That mail man with a chip on his shoulder
You're trapped!
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#3. This lady who will make you miss your layover
Just looking at this picture causes me immense frustration and anxiety.
#4. That a-hole who puts the butter in the fridge at night
And steals the only smidgen of joy that the morning has to offer.
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#5. That even bigger a-hole who wipes their nasty toast sludge back into the butter
"Oh no! I took too much butter (first of all no such thing), I better smear it into my bread to make a crumby paste and then put it back into the butter dish that other people eat from."
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#6. When you get a pay cut the week of Christmas
And this person has to rub it in.
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#7. That Mcdonald's employee who takes everything too literally
When you order a quarter pounder with just cheese.
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#88. That McDonald's employee who think's they're a comedian
McDonald's already smells like B.O., I really didn't need the onions.
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#9. The person who leaves you a sweet note to start off your day
Hate sandwiches pair best with a side of resentment and a lack of sexual intimacy.
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#10. You are the smut of humanity
One extra step, that's all it takes.
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#11. The person who does this probably genuinely hates you
Because the only thing better than unloading the dish washer is unloading dishes filled with water and bits of soggy food remnants.
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#12. The monstrosity who cut this pizza
One of the things that makes pizza sublime is the perfect ratio of crust to cheesy toppings. You have ruined everything.
#13. Coffee trolls. What is real?
I cannot deal with your sadistic puzzle game before my first cup of coffee.
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#14. People who block the window seat
Or any seat.
#15. Really, no free WiFi?
I hope you get boiled to death in your blond roast Americano.
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#16. You know who you are
If you put it back with less than 3 cubes, you are a terrible person.
#17. Your savage coworkers
If my first cup of coffee in the morning involves anything like this, I will flip my desk and quit.
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#18. That person who never refills
You couldn't spare 30 seconds, so now I have to drink tap water like a peasant.
#19. The person who ruins the milk carton
Are you dumb or do you like pouring your milk out of a soggy cardboard slit?
