Shacking up with a member of the opposite sex is never easy. Men, in particular, are bizarre, primal creatures with simple-needs and a poor emotional grasp. Dealing with this can prove tricky for a female. Especially when you fan the fire by having terrible aim while you wee, leaving odd socks all over the gaff and fiddling with yourself in front of the tele. Well, girls, look no further, this guide will help you work out if living with a men is for you…
19 Things Women Need To Know About Living With Men
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 16th November 2015
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#1 They spend an incredible amount of time thinking about absolutely nothing:
#2 They’ll either have that great manly smell:
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#3 Or that terrible one…
#4 There will be short, dark hairs in the sink/shower:
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#5 Men never fully get over their childhood and occasionally this gets the better of them:
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#6 There will be at least a bit of wee on the seat:
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#7 You’ll hear all sorts of noises when a man is in the bathroom:
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#8 Eventually, the male will wonder downstairs when he is comfortable:
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#9 Even if they try to clear up nail-clippings, plenty will be left on the floor:
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#10 Pooing time, is sacred time:
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#11 Best get used to odd socks lying around the place:
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#12 They will be lacking something fundamental that a girl would never consider living without:
#13 Get used to tiny, curly hairs:
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#14 Shirts are only worn 50-70% of the time:
#15 Men require decent periods of alone time on a daily basis:
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#16 They can eat, and eat, and eat, and nom nom nom, and eat:
#17 They will have at least one very bizarre (sexual) habit that will appal you:
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#18 If they like video games, they’ll really fucking like video games:
#19 All in all, manifying your home is totally worth it:
