The world is a depressing wasteland full of emotion and moments so ridiculous, so life-changing, that only other inhabitants of first world countries can truly understand your pain.
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#1 When the weather betrays you and your convertible.
#2 When you prematurely ripen your bananas.
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#3 When your phone slips through your fingers into the sea.
#4 When this happens. They need to invent a word for this travesty.
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#5 When Pizza the Hutt off Spaceballs replaces your actual pizza.
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#6 When “that time of the month” ruins your day. Oh wait..it’s a fake tan disaster. Oh thank goodness.
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#7 When the toilet gets blocked by two things.
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#8 Again with cardboard betrayal.
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#9 When your cookie gets trapped forever.
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#10 When the eraser won’t erase. Ugh..nightmare.EMGNworstever10
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#11 The fall of the cereal bowl…oh the humanity.
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#12 When you open a can of your favorite pudding and its lock breaks.
#13 When your wine is stuck forever.
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#14 When your birth name ruins your email address.
#15 When your food dies a horrible death.
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#16 When your belt loop hangs itself.
#17 When your chicken masala betrays you before the meal and not after.
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#18 Damn it Reese..every time time with your s***.
#19 There are no words to describe the horror.
