“Just drink milk, it’ll help.”
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#1 When you realize that you’ve actually got it good:
#2 When others underestimate your full potential:
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#3 When your height becomes reason enough for interrogation:
#4 When your ~youthful~ appearance becomes a financial strategy:
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#5 When all you seek is some R.E.S.P.E.C.T.
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#6 When urinals seem to be installed by freakishly tall plumbers:
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#7 When getting that last sock requires a cave dive:
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#8 When you come close to drowning in the shallow end:
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#9 When some guys feel the need to size up:
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#10 When it seems only tall people have the privilege of seeing their reflection:
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#11 When your pants will never forgive you for not rolling them up:
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#12 When you realize your perspective on life is quite different:
#13 When taller “friends” feel the need to chime in:
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#14 When you have to risk your life for some chips at the grocery store…
#15 …and in the comfort of your own home:
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#16 When the top half of your face makes more appearances than the bottom half.
#17 And sometimes your forehead doesn’t even make the cut:
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#18 When you pay $100 to see the back of someone’s head:
#19 When sun visors can’t even do their own damn job:
