Either you gotta love his mind or you gotta hate yours. Some say a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Maybe this great cosmologist and astrophysicist has recently turned to Twitter impart to us his gamut of knowledge. Here are his top 20 Tweets that would blow your mind.
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#1 He Knows His Scream, guys!
For someone who knows cosmology and astrophysics, he sure knows the movie Scream!
#2 A Scientific Way to Lose Weight
He's got a point there but then again, our intelligence may have been too slow to get it.
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#3 Why didn't I think of that?
To question the validity of some science fiction movies, he's gone way overboard. But really, why didn't I think of that? Or why the director didn't think of that?!
#4 Wow. What a tedious way to die
Take it to "The Man" to find the worst case imaginable way of dying.
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#5 Rudolph VS the People of Christmas
Did Rudolph really saved Christmas or ruined it? Was he able to successfully navigate during that foggy Christmas? Was his name really Rudolph or Rudolf?
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#6 Neil deGrasse Closes the Debate
And officially, he finally closes the chicken vs egg debate by questioning the premise of the argument.
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#7 Neil is still human, AFTER ALL!
And we almost think he's got the answer to all questions in the universe. It comforts us to know this boggles him..
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#8 Umm.. Say that Again?!
I lost the part where you said Terrance and Broncos.. I thought they're dinosaurs and then the word "shotgun" hit me.
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#9 The Human Evolution Timeline
Given this premise, then surely Neil degrasse Tyson would have been eon miles way ahead than robots...
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#10 Great, thanks for ruining my brain...
Now, can you teach me how to arrange numbers in their numerological order- deGrasse Tyson style?
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#11 Now that's a Thought!
For someone who thinks the big stuff, he's got all the quality time to spend thinking of letter rearrangements. And that's AMAZING!
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#12 How Many lbs are Needed to Satiate His Intelligence?
No amount of Libras can.. But we appreciate this info. Thanks Tyson for your awesome brain.
#13 The Megamind Questions Baseball..
But not the same way that we'd normally do. He's just too way ahead.
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#14 NSO for the Ghost Population
Now, maybe he'd be interested in becoming the Secretary of the Ghost Affairs. Creepy but cool too.
#15 Square Pizzas, Anyone?
We don't mind at all, really. As long as they serve them with cheese and mozzarella.
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#16 Neil deGrasse Tyson amazed by the Hammer
Well, most of us are amazed at Thor for being able to carry 300 billion elephants.
#17 Yeap. Straws Alright.
And you could have my brain in a brain stew and sip it with that straw of yours, Mr. Tyson.
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#18 The Broad Analysis of the Mirror
How Neil deGrasse Tyson simply puts it - that you can never go beyond first base with a mirror.
#19 Skating is no Enjoying Matter
If you think skating is a hobby, try that using Neil deGrasse Tyson's brain. You'd end up making a research paper.
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#20 By the Love of Roman Gods!
If there is a Roman God for intelligence, we'd surely vote for you.
