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#1 And you’ve put flora and fauna in serious jeopardy for laughs.
#2 You’ve made some truly terrible business decisions.
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#3 And your addiction has lost you friends.
#4 You see interior decoration as one big oppuntunity.
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#5 Your incorrigible need to pun has probably offended someone’s religious sensibility.
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#6 Your wardrobe consists entirely of punprofessional clothing.
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#7 And you’ve made major lifestyle choices based on the joke you’ll be able to tell after.
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#8 Your sense of humor helps you decide what liquids to punsume.
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#9 Nobody likes your presents.
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#10 Your efforts in the kitchen are 100% fruitless.
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#11 You’ve spent money acquiring elaborate props for the sake of a pun.
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#12 This, to you, is what true love looks like.
#13 You forget celebrities’ actual names because you’ve renamed them all with puns.
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#14 You literally hear this every time someone sings do-re-mi.
#15 You can’t ever pay attention in class because math and science are large pun playgrounds.
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#16 The only friends you have left are the ones that are EXTREMELY opun minded.
#17 You’re often stuck trying to explain yourself to people who just don’t get it.
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#18 You’ve found yourself talking to inanimate things in the name of punmanship.
#19 Your addiction is putting your health at risk.
