20 Faces You’ll Recognise If You Take The Tube To Work Every Day
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 28th May 2015
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#1The “I Can Hear My Train Arriving But I’m Going to Miss It Because This Dickhead is Blocking the Whole Escalator” Face.
#2 The “Oh God the Central Line in Summer is a Hellish Pit of Fire” Face.
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#3 The “Why Can’t People Just Be Reasonable and Move Down the Carriage?” Face.
#4 The “Oh God I Got on the Wrong Branch of the Northern Line” Face.
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#5 The “EX ON THE TUBE. EX ON THE TUBE.” Face.
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#6 The “I Had to Take the Last Train on a Friday Night and Now My Carriage is Full of Fuckboys” Face.
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#7 The “Is Seriously NOBODY Going to Give Up Their Seat for That Old Lady?!” Face.
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#8 The “Some Guy Just Tried to Push His Way Onto a Crowded Train and Got Trapped in the Doors” Face.
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#9 The “The Train Has Stopped, the Doors Have Opened, and I Need to Get Off but This Guy is in My Fucking Way” Face.
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#10 The “If I Fall Asleep I’ll End up in Amersham, and Nobody Wants That” Face.
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#11 The “That Woman Has Put Her Handbag on the Only Empty Seat” Face.
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#12 The “Why Did I Try to Take the Stairs at Covent Garden?!” Face.
#13 The “Someone’s Been Sick at the End of This Carriage” Face.
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#14 The “Person in Front of Me Can’t Find Their Oyster Card So They’re Just Blocking the Ticket Barriers Like a Bellend” Face.
#15 The “Changing Trains at Bank at Rush Hour” Face.
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#16 The “Oh Look, a Wanker Wearing a Backpack on a Crowded Train” Face.
#17 The “FOUR MINUTES UNTIL MY TRAIN?!” Face.
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#18 The “DOG ON THE TUBE! DOG ON THE TUBE!” Face.
#19 The “Yaaassss I Stood in Exactly the Right Place on the Platform” Face.
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#20 The “It’s So Crowded I Accidentally Just Brushed That Man’s Balls With My Hand” Face.
