20 Marriage Tweets From People Who Nailed The Comedy Of Relationships
By
Shehzad in
Funny
On 5th January 2017
There comes a point in every marriage, regardless of how long or how much in love you are in, where you both become a stereotype. Everything you swore you would not become, suddenly hits you hard without permission.
You turn into the people whose conversations are no longer about sweet words and romantic promises but rather grown-up things like finances and good schools. You no longer hide the fact that you are an immortal and yes, you use the bathroom. Add children and pets, and all of a sudden you feel like you are part of a sitcom comedy.
Nonetheless, you can either whine and complain how you are no longer carefree or you can accept the beauty that comes from marriage. Here are some pretty funny and painful truths about marriage. We have all been there or will be in that spot in no time.
#1 She will yell because of all the dishes in the sink, the unwashed laundry, empty fridge, and beds unmade. Should we keep going?
#2 Men know their dreams sound like they are still teenagers, so they lie and try to be romantic
#3 This is the trick in deciding who will pick dinner.
#4 That sounds like the most honest and heartfelt marriage proposal ever!
#5 When you know playing Frozen for the millionth time saves you from unwanted chores.
#6 She knows you so well, you do not need to speak. She will do all the hard work for you.
#7 This might be the same husband who bought the tuxedo for his dog's wedding.
#8 Because a dog in a tuxedo is a good investment and he doesn't care if she disagrees.
#9 When you feel comfortable enough to have the toilet paper talk you know you can't go back.
#10 When the husband and the rest of the world knows he won the lottery with a hot wife.
#11 Her festive drinks come in the form of hot javas, his are just the alcoholic kind.
#12 Marriage is about sharing the best YouTube videos and not complaining about it.
#13 It is so easy to simply push the "on" button but men still won't believe us.
#14 What mine is mine until it means I have to get up and do dirty work.
#15 It's up to you, just don't choose anything I don't want. But I won't know what I don't want until you suggest it.
#16 Getting dinner going on time is a bit like foreplay says no married couple ever!
#17 And then you get bored of the same restaurant and it's the same song and dance again.
#18 The reason wive's need to drink coffee and wine. Sometimes one after the other.
#19 The universal intelligence shared by the men species.
#20 You were way too nervous to remember what was said during the vows. Trust her on this one.
