20 Perfect Responses For When Someone Says ‘F*ck You’

“I love you, too.”

“Not if I fuck you first.”

“I would die laughing and you would die trying.”

“You suck your mom’s dick with that mouth?”

“Well, if you insist…”

“Can I at least get a kiss first?”

“I would, but I have standards.”

“Fuck yourself—you’ll get more pussy.”

“Get on your knees and warm me up first.”

“Will you hold me after?”

“I don’t do charity work.”

“Fuck yourself—Lord knows no one else will do it for you.”

“I’m not that bored and you’re not that lucky.”

“I’d fuck me, too.”

“I’m more than you can afford.”

“Not tonight, darling. I have a headache.”

“Get in line.”

“You wouldn’t like it….I just lie there.”

“Nah, I’m good—your sister already did.”

"Nah, I'm goodyour sister already did."

Look them up and down. “I’m gonna need a few drinks first.”