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#1 When this woman was denied the basic human right to enjoy her freshly baked laundry.
#2 When this person simply couldn’t figure out why they failed Spanish.
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#3 When someone got just the right amount of high.
#4 When someone was, once again, caught unawares by the Spanish Inquisition.
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#5 When it got so confused about its sexuality that an old man died.
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#6 When a whole lot of confusion got resolved by some good old-fashioned school spirit.
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#7 When it poked its head into the real world and quickly retreated.
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#8 When Pocahontas got lost in Antarctica.
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#9 When Darwin woke from his eternal slumber and shed a single, glistening tear.
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#10 When someone confused their greengrocer with their cardiologist.
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#11 When an innocent dog almost ended up in a salad as a result of food blindness.
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#12 When someone splurged on breakfast in bed.
#13 When this walnut probably wasn’t ready to go grocery shopping unaccompanied.
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#14 When someone couldn’t see the forest for the trees, or at all for that matter.
#15 When Tumblr users conspired to give this dog a permanent identity crisis.
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#16 When Tumblr Logic and Real Logic crashed violently into one another.
#17 When one little edit made this story so much more powerful.
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#18 When no one could agree which was “this” and which was “that.”
#19 When a simple mixed metaphor posed a genuine danger to a marginalized community.
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#20 When this person’s logical side caught up with their creative side.
#21 And when they discovered the true meaning of love.
