22 Things About Women That Men Will Never Understand
By
Editorial Staff in
Funny
On 27th November 2015
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#1 It feels like a tourniquet.
#2 Shattered powder, shattered dreams.
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#3 The risk of breaking a nail almost outweighs the thirst.
#4 This is the male equivalent to…nothing…nothing compares to this.
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#5 Bitch do not ask me for a hair tie.
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#6 You must make a choice. Bend the Ray Bans or let it take chunks.
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#7 Too much slick back.
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#8 “I’m afraid I can’t come out tonight, I’ve already taken off my bra”
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#9 My Precious.
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#10 Does anyone else make shapes out of their hair on the wall?
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#11 Oh the utter agony.
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#12 Every time, every single time.
#13 Torture device for little girls.
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#14 This is a constant threat.
#15 “Dear God no, the mascara is still drying, I need more time”.
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#16 It’s almost as bad as cutting off your hand.
#17 This is not cheap to replace.
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#18 It’s like a caterpillar chasing his mama.
#19 Seat belts are meant to save lives not ruin them.
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#20 The hair belongs to the chair now.
#21 You have exceeded your time limit, “hair out” is no longer an option.
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#22 Too much slick back.
