22 Things That You Need To See From The 2016 Emmys

#1 Amy Schumer wasn’t shy about telling everyone she was wearing a tampon.

#2 Leslie Jones interrupted the Ernst and Young dudes to ask them to actually protect something important: her Twitter account.

#3 Kate McKinnon won and thanked two fine ladies.

#4 Amy and Tina brought their tangled Emmys onto the stage.

#5 YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, AMY WON AN EMMY.

#6 Priyanka Chopra twirled the shit out of her dress.

#7 Jimmy Kimmel’s mom made a million peanut butter and jelly sandwiches…

#8 And the kids from Stranger Things delivered those sandwiches…

#9 John Mayer showed up in the orchestra pit playing the guitar.

#10 Tatiana Maslany had to figure out real quick who to thank.

#11 Matt Damon — a movie star! — surprised everyone on stage to make fun of Jimmy Kimmel and to eat an apple.

#12 Rami Malek couldn’t believe his eyes.

#13 Jon Snow proposed to Andy Samberg.

#14 Julia Louis-Dreyfus made us rethink the genre of her show.

#15 Sterling K. Brown gave a shoutout to his wife that would make anyone jealous…

#16 …and then Courtney B. Vance one-upped him.

#17 And put the icing on the cake.

#18 And finally, Aziz Ansari’s dad was very happy to be there.

#19 Even though he got snubbed.

#20 …then Sofia Vergara ate one.

#21 And Amy Schumer got a lovely note from Jimmy Kimmel’s mom…

#22 …before realizing it was sent to the wrong Amy.

OH WELL. Better luck next year. C ya!