The real question: What are we typing into our smartphones on the regular that is making autocorrect learn such language?!
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#1 How the kids found out that their dad was hooking up with Aunt Liz:
#2 When Bobby had a There’s Something About Mary moment:
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#3 Target really does stock EVERYTHING:
#4 The first date that went terribly, terribly wrong:
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#6 Sometimes you just can’t deliver the news in person:
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#7 ‘Cause they don’t make them like they used to?
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#8 It’s important to create your own holiday traditions:
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#9 Well that’s one way to get a raise:
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#10 You really do need to preschedule these things:
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#11 There is more than one way to relieve stress:
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#12 Well, the turkey and side dishes don’t pay for themselves:
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#13 Sometimes you just gotta multitask:
#14 Nothing like spending quality time with grandpa:
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#15 Explains why mom is popular down at the market:
#16 Holiday chores are the worst:
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#17 Punishment?
#18 She should have kept this to herself:
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#19 I think mom might be too busy to answer her phone:
#20 Is strawberry porn a thing?
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#21 I think I also heard that tip on the Food Network:
#22 I bet it’s more than just cookies:
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#23 Sometimes you’re just too burned out and tired on the weekends to do anything for yourself:
#24 Now Matthew knows why they always whispered behind his back at family reunions:
