24 Questions Every Cartoon Network Fan Has Been Wondering for Years

By Teresa Thomerson in Funny On 24th June 2015
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1. Did this woman have no feeling in her butt when Dee Dee wrote this?

2. Doesn't anyone worry that Johnny's best friend is a block of wood?

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3. Ok but seriously...why was Dexter's Lab so obsessed with butts?

4. Are these supposed to be Cow and Chicken's parents? And how did humans have kids that were animals?

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5. How much hair product did baby Johnny Bravo use?

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6. Did he and Velma bang? Isn't Velma a lesbian?

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7. Who allows their computer to be such a bitch?

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8. Does Valhallen have eyes?

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9. Why can't I take a test this easy?

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10. Who decided these jawbreakers were a good idea?

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11. Did something horrible happen to Ms. Sara Bellum’s face? Is that why we never get to see the full thing?

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12. Where did Katz get such a top notch education?

13. Why was a foot talking? And why was he talking like a '30s gangster?

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14. Why would Dexter have gone to the same school as the Powerpuff Girls?

15. Are those things related?

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16. What happened in this doctor's office that required a note saying "don't touch yourself"?

17. Who bought these minors these magazines?

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18. Why isn't the mayor a sugar daddy anymore? What happened to his money?

19. Is there an animal that actually walks on their butt?

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20. Did this dude actually drown someone?

21. Does Him walk around with something to make his voice echo everywhere?

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22. And why does he have robot lobster hands? Was this a horrible lab accident?

23. Is interspecies mating acceptable?

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24. And most importantly, is this a real place? And if it is, can I visit? Or live there?